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5 Best Theme Parks In Hampshire

5 family-friendly theme parks in Hampshire, ranked by rating

No category in this directory splits by age as sharply as Hampshire's theme parks. Paultons Park Home of Peppa Pig World is aimed squarely at the youngest end — a park with a preschool character's name attached is telling you honestly who it is for, and families with an under-seven rarely come away disappointed. The same park is a harder sell to a thirteen-year-old. At the other end, Clarence Pier, Funland and The Pleasure Park are seaside amusement grounds, where you take rides one at a time, stopping the moment everybody has had their fill, which is how older children and teenagers prefer to do this sort of thing anyway. Hollycombe Steam in the Country is a fifth kind again, gentler and older in flavour.

Top theme parks in Hampshire

So the honest summary is that Hampshire has one major destination park and four smaller sites, and the choice between them is settled by the birth certificates in your household rather than by anything else. Under seven, the destination park is the answer and there is no serious rival. Over eleven, an afternoon at the seaside rides gives a group more freedom and far less committed time. In the middle, either works and the mood on the day decides.

Theme Parks in Hampshire: FAQs

Is the big park wasted on older children?

Not wasted, but you will feel the mismatch. Paultons Park Home of Peppa Pig World carries a large amount of provision designed for children who still nap, and a teenager walks past a good share of the site without stopping. Families with a wide age gap generally still report a good day, because the older ones enjoy being with the younger ones more than they admit. Families with only teenagers usually wish they had gone somewhere aimed at them.

What is the youngest age worth taking to any of these?

About two and a half to three for the destination park, which is unusually young for the category, and that is the whole point of it — gentle rides with low height requirements exist there in a quantity they do not elsewhere. The seaside sites are less predictable at that age, because amusement grounds are built around a mixture of rides and many of them will not take a toddler. If your youngest is two, ask about height limits before you commit to the day rather than after.

Are the seaside ones proper theme parks?

Not in the sense that word usually means, and it is better to know that before you arrive. Clarence Pier, Funland and The Pleasure Park are amusement grounds: a collection of rides and machines that you use as you choose, rather than a landscaped park you enter for a whole day. That makes them poor as a destination and very good as two hours attached to a beach. Judged against the wrong expectation they disappoint; judged as what they are, they do their job.

Where does the steam park fit?

Hollycombe Steam in the Country is the one on the list that appeals as much to the adults as to the children, and that is a real advantage on a day when nobody can agree. Vintage fairground machinery is slower and stranger than modern rides, which suits a curious child of six to ten and an interested grandparent equally. It is recorded as outdoor with no indoor space, so it is firmly a fine-weather plan and worth having an alternative behind it.